konkeydongcountry:

exeggcute:

universal pictures really dug themselves into a hole with the “minions flock to the biggest villain on the planet” thing because there’s no way to deny that minions must have worked for like, fascist italy or the mafia… but they made their bed so now they can lie in it

minions are directly responsible for every war crime and atrocity in human history

roboticreplication:

reclriot:

*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*

yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90% of your awareness of the surrounding universe and float off into another dimension while your hands remain in the material world to break lose all hell on a poor game controller