illyriandragon:

Those fictional characters might not be real, but I am and so are my feelings.

coolcatgroup:

bidoof:

new yorker who works at a burger place: welcome to da boiga joint

new yorker who wants a burger: gimme a boiga

new yorker who works at a burger place: one boiga comin up

new yorker who cooks at the burger place: time ta cook a tasty boiga

garbage-empress:

cowboy advice

1. be rootin
2. be tootin
3. and by god be shootin

but most of all

be kind