repersonalize:

desert-red:

armedandgayngerous:

tilthat:

TIL a local fisherman in Costa Rica nursed a crocodile back to health after it had being shot in the head, and released the reptile back to its home. The next day, the man discovered “Pocho” had followed him home and was sleeping on the mans porch. For 20 years Pocho became part of the mans family

via reddit.com

dog

Lizard brain was shot. Dog brain activated.

if you guys look it up there’s pictures of them like wrestling and hanging out and just generally being good ol boys who love each other and it’s really cute

theirisianprincess:

captainsnoop:

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

  1. get julius caesar addicted to hentai
  2. seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

intranet:

intranet:

intranet:

intranet:

hewwo~ wewcome to suguwy ^-^ nwurse pas me da scawpel so we can begwinn (／・ω・)／

hehe stahp making teh siwwy sounds (=^･ω･^=) i need to finnish teh incision x3

*me, poking at ur spween* pwease stop screaming in pwain silly (^・x・^) im giving yourr organs a mwassage hehe nya~ ♡ॢ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎

*stawts shouting into your esophagus* hhh hh hewwo,, any hwydowclowic acid around~