Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
“extra crunchy peanut butter” has the same syllable count and rhythm as “teenage mutant ninja turtles”
Extra crunchy peanut butter
Extra crunchy peanut butter
Extra crunchy peanut butter
Eat it in a sandwich
Peanut power!
MGS Peace Walker
Kaz: alright so I’ve been kidnapped by SasquatchKaz: It’s time to do the rational thing
Could you give me some tips to get started?
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This is gonna be a long ass post. My apologies. Anyone is more than welcome to add to this list.
Blogs I recommend: X
Beginner Witchcraft
- Old Motherredcap’s Reading List
- Advice for beginner witches
- Things to consider
- Defining “witchcraft”
- Magic and witchcraft
- Research for Newbie Witches
- Websites for Herbal Properties and Useage
- Different Types of Witchcraft
- Secular Witchcraft
- Cultural Appropriation
- The G word
Spells and charms for Beginners
- Dispelling Spells
- Lavender’s Wishing Spell
- Burning Bridges Spell
- Chocolate Money Spell
- Spell to Ease Jealousy
- Emotional Cleansing Spell
- Rainbow Protection Bottle
- Wreaths for Protection and Happiness
- Energy Bath
- Motivation Chant
- Pick me up Cleansing Jar
- Protection Jar
- Rosemary and Lavender Smokeless Cleansing
- List of Cleansing Spells
Meditation
- 50 Meditation Tips
- An Earth Meditation
- Benefits of Meditation
- Breathe & Relax
- Grounding, Centering, & Shielding
- Grounding – Grounding Techniques – Ungrounded Symptoms
- Grounding & Centering
- Centering
- Shielding: (1) (2)
Budgeted Witchcraft:
- Tips & Tricks for Frugal Witches
- Moonstone Beginning’s Frugal Pagan Resource
- A Witch in a Pinch (Blog)
- Budget Witch (Blog)
- Witchcraft on a Budget
- Being a Witch on a Budget
- Budget Witchcraft (Site)
- Accumulating Witch Stuff on a Budget
- Ways to Practice Witchcraft with Little or No Money
Chaos Magic:
- Chaos Magic in a Nutshell
- What is Chaos Magick?
- Chaos Magic- The Misunderstood Path
- Chaos Magick (a multitude of articles pertaining to chaos magic)
- Introduction to Chaos Magic
- Chaos Magic Theory
- Chaoism & Chaos Magic: A Personal View
- Oven-Ready Chaos; Phil Hine
- Liber Null & Psychonaut: An Introduction to Chaos Magic- Peter J. Carroll
Sigil Crafting:
- A Beginner’s Guide to Sigil Craft
- Ways to Use Sigils
- Sigils Reboot: How To Get Big Magic From Little Squiggles
- An Essay On Sigil Crafting
- Practical Sigil Magic- Frater U. D.
- Sigilmaking with Lee
- Sigil Magic: Making a Magical Sigil
- Sigils…
- Sigil Daily: Creation & Activation
- Magic/Sigil Circles
- Chaos Magic: Basic Sigil Magic
- Sigils
- A Brief Overview of Sigil Magick
- Sigils and Seals 101
- Sigils
- Sigil Crafting Method
- Creating a Sigil
- Sigil Masterpost (gif warning!)
- Sigils in Theory and Practice
- How Do You Make Sigils?
- On the Preparation and Usage of Sigils
- Sigil Magic
- Sigil 101
- Practical Sigil Magick
- The Sigil Bowl
- Sigil Basics
- What Are Sigils?
- Making Outdoor Sigils
- Online Sigil Generator
- Sigilisation
- Sigil Magic
- Sigil Making Process, by Rook
- Sigil Making Process, by Richtor
Sigil Charging:
- My Super-Physically-Mentally Intense Method of Charging Sigils…
- How to Charge Sigils
- Firing Off Sigils
- A Personal Method of Charging Sigils
- How to Charge a Sigil Playing Video Games
- Charging Your Sigils- A Brief Explanation
- Charging and Firing Sigils
- How to Use Sigils
The Fae Resources
Books
- The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries – W.Y. Evans-Wentz
- The Secret Commonwealth: Of Elves, Fauns, and Fairies – Robert Kirk
- Fairy and Folk Tales of the Irish Peasantry – Yeats
- Treasury of Irish Myth, Legend, and Folklore – Yeats
- The Fairies in Tradition and Literature – Katherine Briggs
- An Encyclopedia of Fairies: Hobgoblins, Brownies, Bogies, & Other Supernatural Creatures – Katherine Briggs
- The Vanishing People: Fairy Lore and Legends – Katherine Briggs
- The Sidhe: Wisdom from the Celtic Otherworld – John Matthews
- Through the Faerie Glass-Kenny Klein
Websites
- The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries (Sacred Texts)
- The Secret Commonwealth: Of Elves, Fauns, and Fairies (Sacred Texts)
- Ancient Legends, Mystic Charms and Superstitions of Ireland – Lady Wilde
- Puck – That shrewd and knavish sprite called Robin Goodfellow
- The Fairy Family: A Series of Ballads & Metrical Tales Illustrating the Fairy Mythology of Europe
- The Fairy Mythology: Illustrative of the Romance and Superstition of Various Countries
- “The Fairy Doctor” – Lady Wilde
- Sacred Text: Fairy Mythology Index
Divination
Tarot
- All About Tarot
- All About Tarot Readings
- Many Different Uses For The Tarot
- Tarot Deck Outline
- Choosing The Tarot Deck That Is Right For You
- What To Look For In A Tarot Deck
- Choosing A Tarot Deck Just For Reading Others
- Connecting With Your Tarot Deck
- Top 3 Beginner Tarot Books
- When To Cleanse Your Tarot Deck
- How To Cleanse Your Tarot Deck
- Recharging Your Tarot Cards
- Cleansing Your Tarot Reading Space
- Purifying Your Tarot Cards
- Three Ways To Shuffle Your Tarot Deck
- Six Ways To Choose A Tarot Card
- How To Clear Your Tarot Deck
- How To Store And Care For Your Tarot Cards
- Minor Arcana Keyword Chart
- Tarot: Quick and Dirty Keyword Sheets
- Tarot Cheat Sheets
- Tarot Reversal Keyword Sheet
- Major Arcana Meanings
- Court Card Interpretations
- The Major Arcana
- Court Cards In Tarot
- The Tarot Suits
- Tarot Suit Info Cards
- Topics You Can Use In Your Own Custom Tarot Spreads
- Great Topics To Ask The Tarot With Only 1-3 Cards
- Four Decks To Help You Create Your Own Tarot Spreads
- How To Design A Tarot Spread For A Client
- Classic Tarot Spread Positions
- Interview Your New Tarot Deck
- Effective Tarot Questions
- How To Create Your Own Spreads
- Tips When Reading Tarot For Others
- New And Old Tarot Traditions
- Four Myths About Fortune Telling
- Fortune Teller Isn’t A Bad Word
- Quirky Tarot Habits
- Six Types Of Tarot Readers
- 4 Easy Steps to Learn Tarot
- How To Read Tarot Cards
- Why “Free” Tarot Readings Are Not Ever Really Free
- How To Interpret Reversed Tarot Cards
- What To Do With Jumper Cards
- Tarot Exhaustion
- Tarot Relaxation And Grounding Exercise
- Four Tips On Reading “Negative” Tarot Cards
- How To Deal With “Going Blank” During A Tarot Reading
- Tips When Reading Tarot At A Special Event
- Ideologies That Hold You Back As A Tarot Reader
- Six Mistakes To Avoid When Reading Tarot For Yourself
- How To Obtain The Clients Energy During a Tarot Reading Without Them Touching Your Cards
- Reading Tarot With Confidence
Scrying
Lithomancy
Runes
Glamours
Blood Magic
- Ethics and Safety
- PSA to Blood Witches
- Blood Magic 101
- Starting Blood Magic
- When you’re no longer a beginner
- Blood Christening
- How Not to Use Blood Magic
- Sexual Sangomancy and Blood Bonding; Pros, Cons, and Safety
- Blood and Bone Magick
- Use of Blood in Folklore and Magic
Potions
- Quick Guide to Potions and Lotions
- Herbal Brews Introduction
- Herbal How To: Infusion
- Herbal How To: Tinctures and Extracts
- Minerals that are NOT Suitable for Adding to Water
- Magical Properties of Herbs, Roots, Flowers, Barks, and Resins
- Herbs to Avoid During Pregnancy
- Poisonous Herbs: Hazards
- List of Poisonous Herbs (Magical Uses and Safety Warnings)
Familiars
trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily
Venom, after watching Sailor Moon transform: Eddie
Eddie: Don’tVenom, watching Bayonetta’s hair kick a dude then eat him: Eddie
Eddie, dressed as Sailor Venom: Don’t
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