ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet

tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka

peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*

concrete: *cracks*

tony, whispering: what the fuck.

tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-

peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes

tony:??????

thor: what is this child doing on the battlefield

peter: *picks up the hulk, yeets him 700mph at a flock of aliens* ANGERY SHREK ATTACK

thor: …….nvm

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

citieslikegalaxies:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

sabyk:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

NICE.

I can’t believe this deer is haunted by a man named Dick Bong.

That’s MAJOR Dick Bong to you.

okay but can we talk about the fact that someone, somewhere decided that the text on their holiday deer ornament should describe a pilot’s firey death

Yes, I agree, it’s super good.

JoAnn’s apparently got word about Major Dick Bong because they put out a memo instructing all stores to remove and d e s t r o y these ornaments immediately.

RIP Dick Bong Deer.

NO. MY BOYS.

It’s Dick Bong Deer season.

biitumen:

byecolonizer:

byecolonizer:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2018/07/30/lebron-james-promise-school-akron-ohio/862159002/

Some
people don’t understand how big this is, opening a school, especially a
public one is a huge undertaking and even with LeBron money it’s
costly.

It’s really nice to see black
celebs and athletes actually show their support for the community,
rather than sparing a few words about it.

excuse me mr fucking bezos??