luxwing:

xeniawarriorprincesa:

trixiespads:

weather-peen:

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

Look we WANT to talk to our dog in a puppy voice but we can’t because he gets so excited that he pees himself so we gotta talk to him like he’s a man so we don’t clean up his piss all day

andyacklesspn:

« Snakes + Tuxedo »

ironmanstan:

if punching someone is called a knuckle sandwich then hitting someone with ur knee should be called kneesburger tha k you for your time!

So I’m Replaying AC:WW

And making the ‘hip with the kids’ ad for Nook

bummass:

crunchwrapofnotredame:

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

some info on bees and wasps

i literally thought this was a tag yourself meme

Tag yourself im honeybee

celticpyro:

batter-sempai:

philalethistry:

philalethistry:

philalethistry:

So I was looking at all of the experiments from the Lilo and Stitch show and honestly most of them look like Baby’s First DeviantArt OC from 2005, but then there’s this CANON experiment and

I’m sorry are you telling me Jumba Jookiba made Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine

Alright there’s a BUNCH of these bad boys here’s my faves so far:

Jumba’s so fucking petty I’m crying

Um

Sorry what?? ? Repeat that please;;

This is very specific. Somebody on the ‘creative’ team had a bad day

tHAT IS CALLED MURDER AND IT IS I L L E G A L;;;;;;;; ;;;;

JUMBA NO

Here’s more, this is going to be a long post

Mmmmmm ‘kay so first of all fuck you

Jumba what is with you and bones, can you stop

Once again, Jumba is a petty bitch

Alright, so, breaking and taking bones I get, but how does one lose their spine?

Jumba’s subconscious made this experiment

WHY

Good boy. You get him Philip

JUMBA HAS A WIFE??? What happened to her? D:

She divorced him after he created an alien that breaks her china.