frogparty:

frogparty:

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

this is the funniest reply everyone else go home

crtter:

social–justice–wario:

shasta-brah:

camdeezy:

xfiels:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

oh.

Nah that’s free possum

carnival-phantasm:

wyrmmaster:

carnival-phantasm:

Y’all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

don’t threaten me with a good time

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

tariqah:

tariqah:

So the pope has thots now