me: *sees positivity post for specific subgroup of people*
me, rubbing my little gay hands together: ho ho HO! I have a friend who follows this blog who is part of that specific subgroup of people! and they are GREAT! hue hue HUE HUE, I’ll reblog this little wee post, and then they’ll see it, ha ha ha! THEN they will feel VALIDATED! hehehehhehehhehehe >:)
This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in
the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we
keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me
customers.
i know absolutely nothing about total drama island but most of the character designs ive seen give me the feeling as if i can grab them with my hand by their waists like
Big Boss: – believes in Santa and fears vampires – smokes a lot – only likes the real things – is dead inside but doesn’t know yet – love triangle – has children he wasn’t aware of
Revolver Ocelot: – kin with wildcats – meows a lot – owns 2 or more of the same object (preferably revolvers) – dresses like a cowboy – thirsty – doesn’t know his mom – follows too many people
Kazuhira Miller: – accidentally invented McDonalds – loves to cook – always on his foot – would give a leg and an arm for his love interest – gets jealous a lot and also very quickly – doesn’t like to third-wheel Solid Snake: – uses “hmmm” and “uhhh” phrases a lot – quiet, but can talk alot if needed – owns a metric fuckton of dogs – secretly likes Anime – kinkshames people by accident – doesn’t like his brother
Liquid Snake: – tattooed – has only one true friend – leader of his own squad – probably emo – hates to cut his hair – hates his brother – doesn’t know how social media works and never will
Otacon: – had a terrible dad – loves his siblings – also loves Anime – had an accidental marriage with an ex-soldier – raised a child with said ex-soldier in a plane – eats a lot, probably
Raiden: – noone likes him at first sight – steals the show whenever he can – occassionally hairflips his way through life – wields swords – has a child??? – sick beat drops whenever he enters the stage (RULES OF NATUREE) – loves memes and cats
The Boss: – tells you to kill her – defects to the Sovjet Union – the mom of the squad – doesn’t like dirty floors – likes snakes
EVA: – cosplays – can kick you with a motorcycle – likes to watch people eat snakes – disappears pretty fast – likes to give exposition – probably likes Marina and the Diamonds – has 3 sons and 2 of them are a disappointment
Johnny: – has a sensitive stomach – annoys everyone in the squad – is usefull sometimes – pure child yet dangerous – Weeabo
Meryl: – kicks ass before 6AM – lowkey afraid of getting real tattoos – cool earrings – doesn’t buy your bullshit – also had an accidental marriage – isn’t a rookie
Quiet: – only speaks in languages noone can understand yet she knows english – hates clothing – loves rain – can break your neck with her legs – have you seen her legs
Sunny: – the child of the squad – always happy – likes to cook – smol, pls protect her – makes new friends quickly
Huey: – noone likes him – he can fuck off – his texts get ignored – noone will ever love him – douchebag – pees himself and doesn’t change like wtf
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