‘cannibalize the rich’ is a legitimate political platform
i know this was a post advocating cannibalism but merlin’s beard i just witnessed a murder
I don’t really care whether it’d be cannibalism or not, I’m vegetarian.
So, instead, I prefer to compost the rich.
Well adding fresh meat to compost can attract raccoons. Trash pandas deserve better, so I propose cremation and mixing their ashes into mulch for a nice nutrient dense soil.
this is the only leftist infighting I will tolerate on my dash
this isn’t infighting, we’re identifying problems and brainstorming solutions as a group
mmm… Cremation literally burns away all the nutrients, though. So it doesn’t really add anything to the soil.
Perhaps weight them and drop them in a lake to feed the fish? Then the weight could act as shelters for the marine wildlife?
Well, I for one think that butchering is a time-honored occupation that should not go undersold here. Some cuts would compost well, others would work as a decent chum. I think that the most important aspect is that we separate the bones from the meat. A good bonemeal could benefit our soil with an abundance of phosphorus.
i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes
the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate
One time at dance some rando grabbed me by the waist and told me to dance with him and I told him “if you don’t let go I’m going to bite you” and he didn’t let go so I bit him and that really should be the end of the story but he thought that was funny so I turned around and gave him a donkey kick to the shins and took about a 4 inch strip of skin with me so what I learned that day is when one is without debilitating venom, one must be as a horse do
“be as a horse do” is my new favorite colloquialism.
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