build-a-bear needs to start a cryptid collection. i want a plush mothman that makes squeaking noises and smells like campfire with a hint of fresh pine.
a perfect celestial bieng
they will grant you one wish but only if it’s in rhyme
my name is bug
and wen its day
i welcome all
who come my way
my grassy wand
i give a swish
and if yu rhyme
i grant yur wish!
I need straight women to realize that they are 100% just as straight as straight men are, and that their opinions on homosexuality–including what it means to be a lesbian–are just as meaningless and inappropriate as straight men’s opinions are.
Are you saying every straight opinion on homosexuality is meaningless?
yep
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.
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