dirk mastered using a little porcelain man to kill you as a joke and then never used the skill
1. i have never been more delighted to be wrong
2. he has DEFINITELY not mastered it which makes it better, look at him. he gently slaps that kringle right into the crowbar and then gets brained by the other jack
1) honestly that’s impressive in of itself like. arent those things porcelain? smacking it against a crowbar would fucking demolish it. so its sturdy
2) fucking idiot literally consciously chose to bring out the pastel santa in a fight against a overpowered cyborg and its clone (but rainbow devil-fied) …like what the fuck
he didnt know how to use it….oh my god……dirk this isn’t the time to try it out
if dirk doesn’t put himself in the most stressful and dire situations possible he’s not winning
god damit something new every day
blessed
I am AFRAID bc I have to ask my dad for money and he is a Not Nice person and plz send help thank you
I just watched a man release every Pokemon he caught except for a level 5 Magikarp, waste all of his money and throw away all of his items at the Pokemon center just before the elite four in Pokemon red in order to trap himself in an unwinnable game. He couldn’t beat the elite 4 with a level 5 magikarp, and it couldn’t learn the hm moves necessary to leave victory road, and Magikarp only knew splash and had absolutely no chance of beating the level 40ish Pokemon there so… This guy wanders around victory road hoping a Geodude or Graveler would use selfdestruct or explosion in the first turn of an encounter and miss his Magikarp, which is technically possible because even moves with a 100% hitrate have a 1/256 chance to still miss. It happened eventually, and he beat the elite four with a level 100 gyarados
What the actual fuck
For some context, this is from a video series called “SoftLockPicking” where a guy’s followers come up with challenges to get him stuck in an unwinnable game and he tries to see if he can get out of them. Sort of a video game escape artist.
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