y’all, dummies: i want the codec crew in smash ult!
me, smart: i want the mgsv radio losers in smash ult with kiefer slurring his lines about wario and cartoon dogs and kaz bitterly spitting out lines about how mario’s never had to lose anything like he has
kazuhira miller, so angry that little flecks of spit fly off of his lips with every word he speaks: that’s isabelle, snake. she’s the enemy! she claims to be a leader, but she’s never had to know loss. not like we have, snake. show her the meaning of real pain, snake. take her out.
revolver ocelot, audience cheering as he saunters on-screen: now hold on, snake. isabelle’s lost plenty over the years. she was abandoned by her mayor ages ago while he runs off to go on adventures. she’s probably as thirsty for revenge as any of us. consider bringing her back to Mother Base, I think she’d make a real Diamond Dog.