its-not-gay-if-its-miller:

Big Boss:
– believes in Santa and fears vampires
– smokes a lot
– only likes the real things
– is dead inside but doesn’t know yet
– love triangle
– has children he wasn’t aware of

Revolver Ocelot:
– kin with wildcats
– meows a lot
– owns 2 or more of the same object (preferably revolvers)
– dresses like a cowboy
– thirsty
– doesn’t know his mom
– follows too many people

Kazuhira Miller:
– accidentally invented McDonalds
– loves to cook
– always on his foot
– would give a leg and an arm for his love interest
– gets jealous a lot and also very quickly
– doesn’t like to third-wheel

Solid Snake:
– uses “hmmm” and “uhhh” phrases a lot
– quiet, but can talk alot if needed
– owns a metric fuckton of dogs
– secretly likes Anime
– kinkshames people by accident
– doesn’t like his brother

Liquid Snake:
– tattooed
– has only one true friend
– leader of his own squad
– probably emo
– hates to cut his hair
– hates his brother
– doesn’t know how social media works and never will

Otacon:
– had a terrible dad
– loves his siblings
– also loves Anime
– had an accidental marriage with an ex-soldier
– raised a child with said ex-soldier in a plane
– eats a lot, probably

Raiden:
– noone likes him at first sight
– steals the show whenever he can
– occassionally hairflips his way through life
– wields swords
– has a child???
– sick beat drops whenever he enters the stage (RULES OF NATUREE)
– loves memes and cats

The Boss:
– tells you to kill her
– defects to the Sovjet Union
– the mom of the squad
– doesn’t like dirty floors
– likes snakes

EVA:
– cosplays
– can kick you with a motorcycle
– likes to watch people eat snakes
– disappears pretty fast
– likes to give exposition
– probably likes Marina and the Diamonds
– has 3 sons and 2 of them are a disappointment

Johnny:
– has a sensitive stomach
– annoys everyone in the squad
– is usefull sometimes
– pure child yet dangerous
– Weeabo

Meryl:
– kicks ass before 6AM
– lowkey afraid of getting real tattoos
– cool earrings
– doesn’t buy your bullshit
– also had an accidental marriage
– isn’t a rookie

Quiet:
– only speaks in languages noone can understand yet she knows english
– hates clothing
– loves rain
– can break your neck with her legs
– have you seen her legs

Sunny:
– the child of the squad
– always happy
– likes to cook
– smol, pls protect her
– makes new friends quickly

Huey:
– noone likes him
– he can fuck off
– his texts get ignored
– noone will ever love him
– douchebag
– pees himself and doesn’t change like wtf