Liquid Snake: (attempts to throw empty soda can into recycling bin 10 feet away) Can: (misses) Liquid Snake: DEFEATED AGAIN BY MY ACCURSED INFERIOR GENETICS…..
why did the colonel lay so fucking hard into luigi
That video cuts off right before he starts chanting “La li lu le lo” revealing himself to be the GW simulation of the Colonel. This tells us three very important things:
This fight, and indeed perhaps the entire Smash Bros tournament is a simulation
This isn’t actually Solid Snake at all, but Raiden acting as Snake as part of his VR training
The Patriots have a vested interest in suppressing Luigi
I love how reading this probably spoiled like every major plot twist of MGS but I probably still didnt understand it