periegesisvoid:

quasi-normalcy:

Why does everyone say that they played someone ‘like a fiddle’? Fiddles are actually pretty difficult to play? Why not say ‘I played him like a recorder’? ‘Like a xylophone’? ‘Like a triangle’?

I think it’s got to do with detail and subtlety. If you play someone like a fiddle, that’s like, Iago or some shit. If you play someone like a triangle, you just told them there was free food somewhere when there wasn’t.

skazuhira-miller:

MGSV except quiet has an idroid with Text to Speech. You still can’t talk to her bc she only uses it to go “aeiou aeiou John Madden" 

Sometimes when you get Game Over instead of getting Kaz or Ocelot you get the Text to Speech going “Snake. Snake. Snahhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkeyyy”