younginhumans:

hey guys here are some actually good gay or just generally wlw/ artists (that I have personally listened to, in case ur wondering why (x) isnt on here) that dont make shitty male gaze-y songs in case u want to clear ur pallette from the mess that is “girls”!!!

  • hayley kiyoko – probably the most well known, her songs are total bops and i personally find them so poignant and relatable to the lesbian experience™
  • PVRIS – lead singer is a gay girl, their first album is one of the best ive listened to and they defy genre so check em out
  • janelle monae – also pretty well known, dirty computer is absolutely amazing and ur missing out if ur not listening and watching it numerous times
  • kehlani – love her, great r&b singer with some beautifully sweet and catchy songs
  • the xx – haunting indie-ish unit with one of the main vocalists being a wlw
  • against me! – one of the most famous bands within this category and one of the best, of course. just classic, beautifully-done rock music all around, and laura jane grace is an amazing human being
  • the greeting committee – my personal favorite lesbian rock band, the lead singer is a girl who rights songs about her love for girls and it’s amazing and please listen to “she’s a gun”
  • snail mail – another indie rock project that deserves a listen, music is absolutely captivating
  • girlpool – a folk-punk band which is my favorite genre, brutally honest and raw music that’ll get stuck in your head
  • kera & the lesbians – self-explanatory (lol), another folk-punk band worth checking out
  • syd – rapper formerly associated with odd future, makes some awesome tunes
  • sälen – unique electro-pop unit with addicting songs
  • tash sultana – hot. makes hot songs. my ideal vibe.
  • pronoun – one-of-a-kind lofi pop that is both sad and beautiful and i love her music sm
  • girli – electronic cyber-pop-rap is about the best i can describe it, not for everybody but one of my personal likes

and there’s my two cents but really, there’s a whole amazing world of wlw music out there that’s worth a venture, so go do urself a favor and explore it!

grimthetransman:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5’3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

Odds are he’s more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone I’m trans first? What then, coward?

That’s such a power move.

queerenbian:

godlessondheimite:

pileofknives:

biff-donderglutes:

pisshets:

Why do people write the acronym for dungeons and dragons as “DND” when it’s much more accurate and fun if you write it as “DAD”

DAD: Dungeons and dads

“My character’s name is Jim Johnson, he’s a level 15 general manager and has 20 points in Build (deck/porch)”

isnt this a mcelroy podcast

@the-deadest-pixel @wetwareproblem

probablyadrpgideas:

the-edge-marquess:

verystupidrpgideas:

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the-moonweaver:

probably-bad-item-ideas:

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opiniated-nerd:

basalt-dnd:

probablyadrpgideas:

Another thing from the Hallows Eve Compendium! The compendium can be found here!

This is simple and yet brilliant.

“I’m gonna try to sneak past the guards to the royal chambers.”

“Ok roll for it”

*passes*

“You make it past, but then the box screams”

It’s meant to fit with horror themed campaigns. A wild card that the players have to always account for.

Same

If I gave players this I would literally just randomly shriek irl. In the middle of a sentence, while they’re sneaking, in a convo, etc.

As intended.

why not…. drop the box and not carry it

And get rid of a perfectly good box? No way!

That’s the spirit!!

probablyadrpgideas:

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immapunchthesun:

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exxos-von-steamboldt:

thatll-do:

jadedice:

lawfulgoodness:

probablyadrpgideas:

probablyottrpgideas:

probablybarpgideas:

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highlyquestionablerpgideas:

probablyadrpgideas:

one-true-houselight:

probablyadrpgideas:

Start a business selling faulty rpg items. Such as brass knuckles that do 1d6 lightning damage but due to conduction you also take damage.

A flail made from aloe leaves so it healed as it dealt damage.

A ring of frostbite. Over time your hand slowly gets more and more frostbitten.

An enchanted scythe. Once in battle, it becomes painfully obvious the “enchantment” was Minor Illusion. It’s actually made of cardboard.

An axe that doesn’t do damage but makes enemies smell nice.

A bow that only shoots where you’re aiming if you’re blackout drunk.

A sword that does untyped area of effect damage. With d12s. Many of them.

A sword that is actually just a really big butter knife.

I’m saving all of these as ideas for cursed items.

a pair of boots that make any surface you walk on feel like slippery ice

a hammer that always looses it’s head and ends up hitting the nearest party member

The last one would be useful if you had a party of two people and one was lost. You go to hammer something and the head flies through miles of dungeons to wang your friend as you chase it.

Necklace of fire breathing, but it summons a fire elemental that follows you and breathes down your neck.

Real shit, this post is why my games have a goblin who’s a traveling salesmen. His name is Five, it’s short for Five Finger Discount. He’ll steal from you if you’re not careful.

That’s heckin cool!

Aldjskfjalsjsdjjkk 20K NOTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I shall do something for this momentous occasion. Y’all will just have to wait and see what it is though.

request: sharknado race

probablymediocrerpgideas:

probablyottrpgideas:

probablyadrpgideas:

100% a cursed concept. I’ll see what I can do. I’ll either do a race or make a sharknado elemental.

I completely misunderstood the ask at first and thought “Sharknado Race” was a suggestion for a side-quest.

If you make a Sharknado elemental, you should tie them to a very specific summon spell. Also, that spell should probably have different levels to represent the different sizes of elemental it could summon. So you end up with Summon Sharknado, Summon Sharknado 2, Summon Sharknado 3, and so on.

some resources for people who want to start animating

toastyhat:

free animation programs

the 12 principles of animation

51 animation exercises (from beginner to expert)

glen keane animates a scene

my advice: have fun and play–play is learning | always be watching real life to see how things move | also be watching cool animations to learn from them | it’s hard but so worth it when things turn out well, good luck!